December 2010
2 posts
How To Be 20-Something- by Ryan O'Connell
Be really attractive. Your acne is gone, your face has matured without having wrinkles and everything on your body is lifted naturally. Eat bagels seven days a week, binge-drink and do drugs: you’ll still look like a babe. When you turn thirty, it’ll become a different story but that’s, like, not for a really long time.
Reestablish a relationship with your parents. You don’t live with them...
Dispelling Dodger Fan Myths
Being from LA, I was born and bred a Dodger Fan. I am very proud of that. However, living in an area heavily populated by Angel fans for 4 years of my life, I realized Angel fans have a perception of Dodger Fans that really irritates me.
They would stereotype us as ‘ghetto’. (What exactly constitutes ghetto?)
“I don’t want to go to a Dodger game because I don’t want...