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Rules of my Blog:

1.) There is no theme of the entries. It's random. It's the "Seinfeld" of blogs

2.) I will never complain about how my life sucks, cuz my life never does.

3.) All entries are (at the very least) an attempt to be funny, amusing, entertaining or thought provoking.
January 13

Gym People

Its not my fault that the gym is prime people watching. I live in LA, so you know there’s always something interesting everytime I go to the gym. Here’s the type of people I always encounter. Mind you, I’m talking about the types of people, not the way they work out.

  1. The 60 y/o gym rat (who always seems to have a mullett)
  2. The pornstar (you can tell she’s a pornstar for obvious reasons and because she spends 30 minutes on one machine)
  3. Guy who’s not working out but is only there cuz he knows the porn stars go there
  4. D-list actor…you coulda sworn you’ve seen him in one scene in the Office, again spending forever and a day on the bench
  5. The guy in the Girls Gone Wild hat
  6. Best friend of the guy who thinks the guy in the Girls Gone wild hat is god
  7. Guy who is wearing an obscene shirt most likely making a sexual enuendo about his penis. (#5 and #7 usually exchange dialogue in the form of “bros” and “dudes”)
  8. The roided out couple who actually look like they fit each other well
  9. Guy on his blackberry as if the gym were his conference room
  10. The strange but nice guy who gives random people advice on what their doing.
  11. This one is a new development: The Guido…even we’re in the middle of Ventura Blvd. Im pretty sure Studio City doesnt have guido’s