The Deep Thoughts of a...oh look! a Squirrel!

Rules of my Blog:

1.) There is no theme of the entries. It's random. It's the "Seinfeld" of blogs

2.) I will never complain about how my life sucks, cuz my life never does.

3.) All entries are (at the very least) an attempt to be funny, amusing, entertaining or thought provoking.
July 25

Late night insight on…whatever this is

If you’re dating someone mutually inexclusively (did I make that word up?) and she tip toes around the topic of what she did last night, there are 2 ways to look at it.

  1. You can look at it as if she’s got another guy and that you’re competing for her affection
  2. She really likes you that she doesn’t want you to know what guys she talked to last night or what stupid thing she did. I mean really when was the last time you talked about another girl or something stupid you did in front of a girl that you are diggin? You don’t do it. So why would your girl?

Either way chill the f*** out, she’s not your gf.

(There maybe some failed logic in this but its 2am and I’m up for some correction)